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7 Craziest Conspiracy Theories
Published on 12/19/2007
1
Israel makes palestinian schoolgirls sexually promiscuous by selling
them aphrodisiac bubble-gum
"Palestinian authorities uncovered Israeli efforts to spread a special
kind of gum that contains sexual hormone between Palestinians. The
authorities requested laboratory tests on the gum which were conducted
in Cairo. Those tests showed that the gum contains progesterone which
is responsible for sexual arousal and also prevents pregnancies.
Palestinian authorities confiscated 200 tonnes of gum in the city of
al-Khalil alone. The Washington Post claimed in report that if it
asked a chemistry professor in the Hebrew university to examine the
gum. His tests were negative, however the paper also reported that the
majority of Palestinians believe the conspiracy. It quoted one
Palestinian saying that it was possible to send a space ship to Mars
then it is possible to manufacture a 'sexual gum' it is after all a
war." (report by Mohammad Dalbah mentioned by middle east analyst
Daniel Pi on his book pes)
2
Alien Reptiles are dominating the World
According to BBC Reporter David Icke, reptilian humanoids are the
force behind a worldwide conspiracy directed at manipulation and
control of humanity. He contends that most of the world's leaders,
from William Jefferson Clinton, Hillary Rodham Clinton, Barack Obama
and George W. Bush to members of the British royal family, are in fact
related to the 7-foot (2.1 m) tall, blood-drinking reptilians from the
star system Alpha Draconis.
According to an interview with David Icke, Christine Fitzgerald, a
confidante of the late Diana, Princess of Wales, claims that Diana
told her that the Royal Family were reptilian aliens, and that they
could shapeshift. David Icke and others have claimed that U.S.
President George W. Bush and his family are part of this same
bloodline.
Icke claims, based on his exploration of genealogical connections to
European royalty, that many presidents of the United States have been
and are reptilian humanoids. In his view, United States foreign policy
after September 11 is the product of a reptilian conspiracy to enslave
humanity, with George W. Bush as a servant of the reptilians. He also
theorizes that the reptilians came to Earth from the constellation
Draco.
3
Wingdings font has a secret message of approval to kill Jews
Wingdings is a font included in all versions of Microsoft Windows,
with a history of controversy. In 1992, only days after the release of
Windows 3.1, it was discovered that the character sequence "NYC" in
Wingdings was rendered as a skull and crossbones symbol, Star of
David, and thumbs up gesture. This could be interpreted as a message
of approval of killing Jews, especially those from New York City.
Microsoft strongly denied this was intentional, and insisted that the
final arrangement of the glyphs in the font was largely random. (The
character sequence "NYC" in the later-released Webdings font, in turn,
is rendered as eye, heart, and city skyline, which could be
interpreted as "I Love New York City". Microsoft has stated that this
is intentional.)
An urban legend that spread after the September 11, 2001 attacks was
that if the sequence "Q33NY" is typed in Wingdings, the Q becomes an
aircraft, the threes become lined documents (which resemble
skyscrapers), the N becomes a skull and crossbones, and the Y becomes
the Star of David. The resulting graphics look like an aircraft
preparing to impact the World Trade Center, with a message of death
for those of Jewish faith. The "NY" stands for New York, and "Q33"
allegedly was the designation of one of the aircraft. However, the
theory that this has any valid non-accidental connection with the
attacks falls apart under scrutiny: the terrorist attacks were not
specifically directed at Jews, and none of the aircraft used on that
day bore the designation of Q33. Another suggestion was that "Q33" was
a reference to a bus route, typically alleged to be at the World Trade
Center itself, or to one of the airports involved. In reality, bus
route Q33 serves LaGuardia Airport, and none of the hijacked aircraft
took off from or were heading there.
Various other combinations of Wingdings characters are alleged to have
special significance by conspiracy theorists
4
Stephen King killed John Lennon
Steve Lightfoot's book "Lennon Murder Expose" suggest his theory with
"strong" evidence from government codes in the bold print headlines of
Time. His website's introduction reads: "Contrary to all reports about
a lone drifter named Mark David Chapman who allegedly shot John Lennon
in the back December 8, 1980 you'll find ample evidence in the back
issues of Time, Newsweek, and US News and World Report magazines to
suggest otherwise. Namely, that John Lennon was, not only politically
assassinated, but that Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan and, you'd better
sit down, horror novelist Stephen King are the three people who can be
proven guilty of the crime. King being the real murderer and Chapman
but a look-alike, paid actor misleading you with an absolute hoax, the
media in tow."
"The evidence, specifically, is government codes in the bold print
headlines of Time, Newsweek, and U.S. News and World Report magazines
that were printed shortly before, during, and after the night of
December 8, 1980. Hints in the headlines that you won't find anywhere
else that plug into John Lennon's assassination with up to 70%
frequency at times. These government codes, which read like gallows
Home...Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang, Ouch, Ouch...The Job Richard Nixon
Really Wanted...Blasting the Opposition...America Needs A Poet
Laureate...Maybe...Heeding Those Subtle Signs...Magazine Maze...All
and true identity printed three and two months before the crime
replete with headlines describing the then yet to come crime scene:
means fire and movement, and a man at night with a gun ablaze,
crouched in a raincoat looks like a great big cigarette lighter.
Subtle but dramatic codes."
5
actually 1710
The Phantom time hypothesis is a theory developed by Heribert Illig
(born 1947) in 1991, which suggests that the Early Middle Ages (more
artifacts attributed to this period are from other times and that all
historical figures from this period are outright fabrications. The
vast majority of historians believe this theory to be wrong.
The basis of Illig's claims is the paucity of archaeological evidence
that can be reliably dated to this period; perceived inadequacies of
radiometric and dendrochronological methods of dating this period, and
the over-reliance of medieval historians on written sources. For
Western Europe, Illig claims the presence of Romanesque architecture
in the tenth century as evidence that less than half a millennium
could have passed since the fall of the Roman Empire, and concludes
that the entire Carolingian period, including the person of Charles
the Great, is a forgery of medieval chroniclers, more precisely a
conspiracy instigated by Otto III and Gerbert d'Aurillac.
The theory also stems from the belief that during the introduction of
the Gregorian calendar in Europe (1582 AD), while compensating for a
ten day discrepancy in the old Julian calendar, many dates were
falsely (or ineptly) recalculated as the new system created a thirteen
day discrepancy. The original mathematical blemish was attributed to
the Julian year being 1.3 minutes too long (which is commonly agreed
as factual).
6
Paul McCartney is dead. The current is just a lookalike
The supposed death of Paul McCartney, a member of the Beatles, was the
subject of a rumour that began circulating in October 1969. Proponents
of the theory, which is commonly referred to as the Paul is dead hoax,
claim that McCartney died in a car crash in late 1966 and was replaced
by a lookalike before the recording of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts
Club Band. The supposed "clues" are given throughout the post-1966
Beatles material in the form of peculiar album covers, possible
symbolism in strange lyrics, and backmasking. The rumour started when
radio DJ Russ Gibb received a call from a listener who claimed that
McCartney had died and the Beatles (namely John Lennon) had sprinkled
clues throughout the Beatles' albums for fans to pick up on. The
rumour quickly died down in 1970 after McCartney revealed himself to
be alive on the cover of Newsweek magazine. However, some theorists
still maintain that Paul is dead and the Paul McCartney who played
with Wings and in the Super Bowl is the same lookalike who played with
the Beatles after Revolver.
7
NASA Faked the Moon Landings
Apollo Moon Landing hoax accusations are claims that some or all
elements of the Apollo Moon landings were faked by NASA and possibly
members of other involved organizations. Some groups and individuals
have advanced alternate historical narratives which tend, to varying
degrees, to include the following common elements:
# The Apollo Astronauts did not land on the Moon;
# NASA and possibly others intentionally deceived the public into
believing the landing(s) did occur by manufacturing, destroying, or
tampering with evidence, including photos, telemetry tapes,
transmissions, and rock samples;
# NASA and possibly others continue to actively participate in the
conspiracy to this day.
Enthusiasts of this theory claim that:
# The astronauts could not have survived the trip because of exposure
to radiation
# The photos were altered: the Crosshairs on some photos appear to be
behind objects, rather than in front of them where they should be
# The quality of the photographs is implausibly high.
# There are no stars in any of the photos, and astronauts never report
seeing any stars from the capsule windows.
# Identical backgrounds in photos that are listed as taken miles
apart.
# The moon's surface during the daytime is so hot that camera film
would have melted.
# No blast crater appeared from the landing
# The launch rocket produced no visible flame.
# The flag placed on the surface by the astronauts flapped despite
there being no wind on the Moon.
Many commentators have published detailed rebuttals to the hoax
claims. According to a 1999 poll conducted by the The Gallup
Organization, what Gallup termed an "overwhelming majority" of the US
public, some 89 percent, did not believe the landing was faked, while
6 percent did and 5 percent were undecided.
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