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An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his
pond.

The Amishman shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin
gesheissen."

Which means: "Don't drink the water; the cows have shit  in it."






The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in
English."


The Amishman says: "Use two hands,.You'll get more."

--
Rolex
"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"



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