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From: "::Donut::" <Chocolate@Sugar.Glazed>
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Subject: Re: What Religion?
Date: 16 Jan 2008 01:02:01 -0600
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In article <0gjqo3hg393a7s3l0gjuddee6gakbdpm69@4ax.com>,
::darkshadows:: <over@bite.net> wrote:
> Three little boys were concerned
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> because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.
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> They decided it was because they had not been baptized
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> and didn't go to Sunday School .
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> So they went to the nearest Church.
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> But, only the Janitor was there
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> One little boy said,
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> 'We need to be baptized
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> because no one will come out and play with us.
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> Will you baptize us?'
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> 'Sure,' said the Janitor.
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> He took them into the bathroom
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> and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl,
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> one at a time.
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> Then he said, 'You are now baptized!'
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> When they got outside,
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> one of them asked,
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> 'What religion do you think we are?'
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> the oldest one said,
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> 'We're not Kathlick, because they pour the water on you.'
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> 'We're not Babtis, because they dunk all of you in the water.'
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> 'We're not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle water on you.'
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> The littlest one said,
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> 'Didn't you smell that water?!'
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> They all joined in asking,
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> 'Yeah! What do you think that means?'
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>
> 'I think it means we're Pisscopailians.
I'd like to comment on this one.
Donut ;-)
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"Donut make your brown eyes blue..."
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