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Date: Tue, 08 Jan 2008 08:32:29 GMT
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"::darkshadows::" <over@bite.net> wrote in
news:fe46o35lhcdisnhk7hpkkpqp9hfcqsta7c@4ax.com:
>
> A married couple was in a terrible accident where the
> man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the
> husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body
> because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate
> some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body
> that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come
> from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they
> would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they
> requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After
> all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was
> completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face.
> He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his
> friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful
> beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was
> overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear,
> I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.
> How can I possibly repay you?"
> "My darling," she replied,
> "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother
> kiss you on the cheek."
>
Tut Tut LOL.
Mercury.
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