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| ::darkshadows:: (over@bite.net) |
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From: "::darkshadows::" <over@bite.net>
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Subject: Re: Good Arguements
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Date: Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:17:30 GMT
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On Mon, 31 Dec 2007 14:33:29 GMT, "Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote:
>There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
>
>1. He called everyone brother.
>2. He liked Gospel.
>3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
>
>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
>
>1. He went into His Father's business.
>2. He lived at home until he was 33.
>3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was
>God.
>
>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
>
>1. He talked with His hands.
>2. He had wine with His meals.
>3. He used olive oil.
>
>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
>Californian:
>
>1. He never cut His hair.
>2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
>3. He started a new religion.
>
>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an
>American Indian
>
>1. He was at peace with nature.
>2. He ate a lot of fish.
>3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
>
>But then there were 3 equally good arguments the Jesus was Irish:
>
>1. He never got married.
>2. He was always telling stories.
>3. He loved green pastures.
>
>But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a
>woman:
>
>1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
>2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
>didn't get it.
>3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work
>to do.
When you figure it out let us know.....
lol,
darkshadows
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