If God had created Eve first, what might have transpired:
After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. "How are things,
Eve?", He asked.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied, "The sunrises and sunsets are
breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful. But I just
have
this one problem. It's these breasts you've given me. The middle one pushes
the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching
them on branches, snagging them on bushes, they're a real pain."
"That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you
know. I gave the animals what, six? So I just figured you'd need half, but I
see that you are tight. I'll fix that up right away!" and God reaches down
and
removes the middle breast, tossing it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed, and God again visited Eve in the garden. "Well, Eve,
how's
my favorite creation?" He asked.
"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one small oversight on your part.
You
see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, the cow has her
bull, all the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you're right. How could I have
overlooked this! You do need a mate and I will immediately create Man from a
part of you! Now, let's see, where did I leave that useless boob?"
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"May Dragon Fly Ever in your Dreams"
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