In article <t71sl3ph7g5v8k849j2g5umukkc5q6ggka@4ax.com>,
::darkshadows:: <over@bite.net> wrote:
> This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota,
> Florida.
>
>
> An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her
> car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She
> dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream
> at
> the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it!
> Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second threat.
> They got out and ran like mad.
>
> The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags
> into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so
> shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and
> tried, and then she realized why, ... it was for the same reason she
> had
> wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of beer
> in
> the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four
> or five spaces farther down. She lo waded her bags into the car and
> drove
> to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she
> told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of
> the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a
> mad,
> elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses,
> curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.
>
> Moral of the story?
>
> If you're going to have a Senior Moment, Make it memorable
As if we could plan them. :-(
Donut :-)
--
"Donut make your brown eyes blue..."
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