In article <2svel3pkbkmat5kodld3e1t72m53rughum@4ax.com>,
::darkshadows:: <over@bite.net> wrote:
> On Wed, 05 Dec 2007 22:59:43 GMT, "Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote:
>
> >There were two factories in London. One of them made maternity frocks for
> >expectant mothers, so they were called the "Mothers Frockers."
> >The factory across the street made corks for wine bottles. They had to soak
> >the corks before they could put them into the bottles, so they were called
> >the "Cork Soakers."
> >
> >One day a Cork Soaker didn't soak a cork long enough and it flew out of one
> >of the bottles and hit one of the Mother Frockers in the eye. That made all
> >the Mother Frockers mad at the Cork Soakers, so they went outside and had
> >the biggest Mother-Frocking Cork Soaking fight you
> >ever saw.......
>
>
> Who won?
>
> lol
Probably no one won, but who helped after?
From the linen shipping dock down the block, the Sheet Packers helped
clean up the mess. One would think that fitted. Well, they were used to
all kinds of packages, and did frequently get wrapped up in their work.
The big strapping underwear shop employees next door, briefly jockeyed
into position to help, being big supporters of tight order, and ended
up enjoying themselves and just having a ball. Ah, twice.
Unfortunately, the workers in the vacuum cleaner shop didn't want to
help, and that just sucked, and those young people in the bicycle shop
admin office were too busy handling their Pedal Files, to take notice
of the fray.
Donut ;-)
--
"Donut make your brown eyes blue..."
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