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| Rolex (rolex@astraweb.com) |
2007/12/05 15:59 |
There were two factories in London. One of them made maternity frocks for
expectant mothers, so they were called the "Mothers Frockers."
The factory across the street made corks for wine bottles. They had to soak
the corks before they could put them into the bottles, so they were called
the "Cork Soakers."
One day a Cork Soaker didn't soak a cork long enough and it flew out of one
of the bottles and hit one of the Mother Frockers in the eye. That made all
the Mother Frockers mad at the Cork Soakers, so they went outside and had
the biggest Mother-Frocking Cork Soaking fight you
ever saw.......
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Rolex
"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
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