"::Donut::" <Chocolate@Sugar.Glazed> wrote in
news:031220070245250534%Chocolate@Sugar.Glazed:
> In article <Xns99FA3FA818355BoyFlyingHighcom@140.99.99.130>,
> WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com> wrote:
>
>> "::Donut::" <Chocolate@Sugar.Glazed> wrote in
>> news:011220072131426985%Chocolate@Sugar.Glazed:
>>
>> > In article <uu24l3l2f2frg18nq96m2596chhdu53k5u@4ax.com>,
>> >::darkshadows:: <over@bite.net> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:04:03 GMT, WingedMessenger
>> >> <Boy@FlyingHigh.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >"::Donut::" <Chocolate@Sugar.Glazed> wrote in
>> >> >news:011220070306090581% Chocolate@Sugar.Glazed:
>> >> >
>> >> >> In article <lk31l31joksr6r1bcg9cafnop50bbc376a@4ax.com>,
>> >> >>::darkshadows:: <over@bite.net> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >>> The Three Little Pigs
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter
>> >> >>> came and took their drink order.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little
>> >> >>> piggy.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders
>> >> >>> for dinner.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little
>> >> >>> piggy.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter
>> >> >>> approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any
>> >> >>> dessert.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> "I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> "I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third
>> >> >>> little piggy.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little
>> >> >>> piggy,"
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> But why have you only ordered beer all evening?"
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> You're gonna LOVE me for this....
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> The third piggy says -
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Way down upon the Swiney river...
>> >> >> Dancing pas de troi past Swine Lake, to a pig Latin beat...
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I see some good meals arriving in the kitchen.
>> >> >> We have two overstuffed porkers, and a French pickled ham,
>> >> >> orgiastically yelling "Yes, yes, yes" all the way to the oven.
>> >> >> Ah..., the aroma of the roast is almost to the host unbeerable.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> This is what usually comes from drinking too much oinkohol.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Donut ;-)
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> PS.
>> >> >> The bottom has a barrel?
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >OMG if its not turkeys its pigs LOL.
>> >> >
>> >> >Mercury.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> with a gobble-gobble here...an oink-oink there...
>> >> ooooooooooo-mac-danoald had a farm...
>> >> eeeeeeeeeeeee-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
>> >> iii
>> >> iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>> >> ooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> darkshadows
>> >
>> >
>> > Ok, you asked for it! :-)
>> >
>> > When Mary had a little lamb, the Doctor was surprised.
>> > But when Old Macdonald had a farm, he couldn't believe his eyes!
>> >
>> > I think that's when gynecologists decided to invest in Real Estate.
>> >
>> >
>> > Donut ;-)
>> >
>>
>> OMG!!!!!!
>>
>> Mercury.
>
>
> What's wrong? OK, I can deliver obstetricians here too.
>
>
> Donut :-)
>
OH!!!! is there no end to your wisdom LOL.
Mercury.
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