On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 15:04:10 GMT, "Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote:
>Jack and Tom, are having a beer in a saloon when a cowboy walks in with
>an Indian's head under his arm. He hands it to the barman, and the
>barman hands him money. The barman turns to them and says, "I hate
>Indians. Last week they burnt my barn to the ground and killed my wife
>and three kids. Anybody brings me the head of an Indian, I'll give them
>a thousand bucks."
>
>Jack and Tom guzzle their beers and leave to go hunt Indians. After a
>while, they finally spot one. Jack throws a rock, it hits him on the
>head, the Indian falls off his horse, and rolls seventy feet down a
>ravine. The two cowboys make their way down the ravine and Tom pulls
>out his knife to claim their trophy.
>
>Jack says, "Tom, take a look at this."
>
>Tom says, "Not now, I'm busy."
>
>Jack says, "I really think you should have a look."
>
>Tom says, "Asshole, can't you see I'm busy? I've got a thousand dollars
>in my hand."
>
>Jack says, "Please, Tom, take a look."
>
>Tom looks up at the top of the ravine, and there's five thousand Indians
>standing around the rim.
>
>Tom says, "Fuck! We're gonna be millionaires!"
>
>PS (what do you mean, we, whiteman)
Smoke em peace pipe.....
lol,
darkshadows
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