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The Dentist
A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled.
The dentist pulled out a freezing needle to numb the area.
No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient shouted.
The dentist started to hook up the laughing gas and the man again
objected. "I can't do the gas thing!
The thought of having a gas mask on is suffocating to me!"
The dentist then asked if the man had any objection to taking a pill.
No," the patient said, "I am fine with pills. "
The dentist said, "Here is a Viagra tablet."
The patient replied: Wow! I didn’t know Viagra works as a pain
pill!"
It doesn't," said the dentist, but it will give you something to hold
onto when I pull out your tooth.
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