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Subject: Buying a Lexus
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Date: Sun, 04 Nov 2007 13:58:25 GMT
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A woman walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the
most
beautiful, perfectly loaded Lexus. She walked over to inspect it
more
closely.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected
little burst of flatulence escaped.
Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had
noticed. There, standing right behind her, was a salesman. With a
pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help
you today?
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is
the price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to
say that if you farted just touching it, you're gonna shit when
you hear the price."
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