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Subject: Re: For the Winged One .... President Bush & the Queen
From: WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
Date: Mon, 15 Oct 2007 05:16:47 GMT
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"::darkshadows::" <bloody@mary.org> wrote in
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>
> At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretched
> out to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignified
> handshake from Queen Elizabeth II.
>
> They rode in a silver 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where
> they boarded an open 17th century coach hitched to six magnificent
> white horses.
>
> As they rode toward Buckingham Palace, each looking to their side and
> waving to the thousands of cheering Britons lining the streets, all
> was going well. This was indeed a glorious display of pageantry and
> dignity.
>
> Suddenly the scene was shattered when the right rear horse let rip the
> most horrendous, earth-shattering, eye-smarting blast of flatulence,
> and the coach immediately filled with noxious fumes.
>
> Uncomfortable, but maintaining control, the two dignitaries did their
> best to ignore the whole incident, but then the Queen decided that was
> a ridiculous manner with which to handle a most embarrassing
> situation.
>
> She turned to Mr. Bush and explained, "Mr. President, please accept my
> regrets. I'm sure you understand that there are some things even a
> Queen cannot control."
>
> George W., ever the Texas gentleman, replied, "Your Majesty, please
> don't give the matter another thought. You know, if you hadn't said
> something I would have assumed it was one of the horses."
>
Heeeee Heeeee.
Mercury.
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