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Date: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 06:02:46 GMT
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"::darkshadows::" <bloody@mary.org> wrote in
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>
>
> POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS
>
> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes
> For an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
> non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the northern hemisphere
> summer solstice, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
> religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practice of your
> choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
> traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
> secular traditions at all. And a fiscally successful, personally
> fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally
> accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the
> calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
> have helped make our country great, and without regard to the race,
> creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, sexual
> orientation or choice of computer platform and operating system of the
> wishee.
>
> By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
>
> 1. The greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
> 2. It is freely transferable with no alteration the original
> greeting.
> 3. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of
> the wishes for her/himself or others.
> 4. It is void where prohibited by law, and
> 5. It is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
>
> This wish is warranted to perform as expected with the usual
> application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the
> issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
> warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new
> wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
>
> Disclaimer:
> The color blue has not intentionally been omitted from this season.
> Blue has never applied for recognition as an official colour of this
> particular holiday observance and I neither oppose nor endorse the
> use of the color blue.
>
Thank you LOL.
Mercury.
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