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POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes
For an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the northern hemisphere
summer solstice, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practice of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all. And a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally
accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make our country great, and without regard to the race,
creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, sexual
orientation or choice of computer platform and operating system of the
wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
1. The greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
2. It is freely transferable with no alteration the original
greeting.
3. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of
the wishes for her/himself or others.
4. It is void where prohibited by law, and
5. It is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected with the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new
wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Disclaimer:
The color blue has not intentionally been omitted from this season.
Blue has never applied for recognition as an official colour of this
particular holiday observance and I neither oppose nor endorse the
use of the color blue.
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