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::darkshadows:: (bloody@mary.org) 2007/09/21 17:56

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On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:02:02 GMT, "Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote:

>A Scotsman phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a tooth
>extraction.
>

>

>
>"That's the normal charge," said the dentist.
>
>"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?"
>

>
>"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still
>without an anesthetic?"
>
>"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful.

>
>"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do
>the extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin'?"
>
>It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist. "and it's

>
>"Ochh-man , now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman.
>
>"Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"


I think I know that dentist.

LOL,
darkshadows

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