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| Rolex (rolex@astraweb.com) |
2007/09/21 06:02 |
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A Scotsman phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a tooth
extraction.
"That's the normal charge," said the dentist.
"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?"
"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still
without an anesthetic?"
"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful.
"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do
the extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin'?"
It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist. "and it's
"Ochh-man , now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman.
"Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"
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Rolex
"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
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