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Subject: Cool Things to Do in a Shower Stall
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Date: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:10:43 GMT
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Cool Things to Do in a Shower Stall
1. Enter the stall. Shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really
loudly, exclaiming, "I didn't know I had one of THOSE!"
2. Enter the stall, fully clothed. Do not undress and make sure you
clothes get all wet & soapy. Complain when leaving the bathroom that
your shirt tends to bleed all over.
3. Ask Scottie to beam you up.
4. Enter the stall, undress and then re-dress up as Superman. Leap out
of the stall, vengefully vow to stop Lex Luthor's evil plot, then run
full force into the wall. Stand up, shake your head, and proceed to
take your shower.
5. Bring a bottle of fake blood or ketchup into the shower with you.
Exclaim "Ow, you know, it really hurts when you pop one of those."
Then let the blood/ketchup seep down the drain for all to see.
6. Look over the edge to the person showering next to you, giggle, and
then return to your side, whistling the tune "It's a Small World After
All."
7. Bring in a rubber chicken. Get it all soapy, then toss in into the
next stall. Demand that the person in that stall returns it to you, or
you will cast a voodoo curse on them. The next day, hang the chicken
from the bathroom lighting fixtures by a noose and stick numerous pins
and forks in it.
8. Have a seizure. Bang against the walls of the stall really hard.
Try to knock them down. If anyone later asks if you are okay, just say
that you had some Mexican Jumping Fava Beans and they were reacting
negatively with your stomach.
9. Bring a chunk of sodium metal. Leave it in the stall for the next
person showering.
10. Bring a balloon into the shower. Make the balloon squeak for the
duration of your bathing experience. Then pop it, and fall to the
ground.
11. Hang up the names of different farm animals in the stalls. Have
everyone entering the stalls join you in a rendition of "Old McDonald
Had A Farm",
making the sound of their animal in the stall.
12. Take your shower like normal, and then begin screaming that the
Communists are taking over. Bang battle sounds, including bombs,
bazookas, and tanks. Towards the end, wearily declared victory. Leave
wounded.
13. Blow bubbles. Exclaim that you are dissolving.
14. Coat the floor in a fine layer of quick-drying cement.
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