| Re: Surround sound for supermarket |
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Subject: Re: Surround sound for supermarket
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In article <46bf204c$0$4694$bb4e3ad8@newscene.com>,
Daytek <Daytek@isp.com> wrote:
> > SURROUND SOUND IN SUPERMARKETS
> >
> > The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to
> > keep the produce fresh.
> >
> > Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the
> > smell of fresh rain.
> >
> > When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience
> > the scent of fresh hay.
> >
> > When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the
> > air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
> >
> > The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
> >
> > I do not buy toilet paper there any more.
>
> Excellant joke.
Are you sure it's a joke?
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