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From: Daytek <Daytek@isp.com>
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Subject: Re: Surround sound for supermarket
Date: 12 Aug 2007 10:02:02 -0500
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> SURROUND SOUND IN SUPERMARKETS
>
> The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to
> keep the produce fresh.
>
> Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the
> smell of fresh rain.
>
> When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience
> the scent of fresh hay.
>
> When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the
> air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
>
> The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
>
> I do not buy toilet paper there any more.
Excellant joke.
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