A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep Quickly....
he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. "
" I have a better idea, " she replied. " Just for tonight, let's just
pretend that we're married. "
"Wow! That's a great idea! " he exclaimed!
"Good, " she replied... "Then Get your own f...ing blanket. "
After a while.. He farted...........
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