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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <guyfc@netzer.net>
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Subject: Raw Material
Date: Mon, 15 Aug 2005 19:23:19 -0500
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Raw Material
In school one day the teacher decided that in science class she would
teach about materials. So she stood in the front of the class and
said, "Children, if you could have *one* raw material in the world
what would it be?"
Little Richie raised his hand and said "I would want gold, because
gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche."
The teacher nodded and called on little Susie Marie. Little Susie said
"I would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I
could buy a Corvette."
The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny
stood up and said, "I would want silicon."
The teacher said, "Why Johnny?"
He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you
should see all the sports cars outside our house!"
Lil Stinker
"just havin' Fun!"
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