On Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:20:21 -0700, Mephistopheles wrote
(in article <5qbd73dvim3vtibnd875ram8vsik87ankr@4ax.com>):
> On Mon, 18 Jun 2007 15:41:11 GMT, "Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote:
>
>> Weeelll, I don't believe it
>> amazon river swim ???
>> Aren't there little thingies in the water that can go places
>> in your body it shouldn't ????
>
> Indeed!
>
> Printed in today's "Indpendent" (18-06-07)
>
> Forget anacondas, caimans & piranhas. What you really don't want to
> encounter in the Amazon is the candiru or toothpick fish, Vandellia
> cirrhosa, a tiny, translucent catfish which will swim into the penis
> of naked male bathers- truly- and lodge with its spines itself in the
> urethra, from which only surgery can remove it.
At my age, I piss so much the little bastard would drown.
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