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Date: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 05:10:25 GMT
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Before his 2001 inauguration, George Bush was invited to a get
acquainted tour of the White House.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he
could use his personal bathroom.
When he entered Clinton's personal bathroom, he was astonished to see
that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.
That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal.
"Just think," he said, "When I am president, I could have a gold urinal
too. But I wouldn't do something that self-indulgent!"
Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House,
she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the
fact that in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold
urinal.
That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary
smiled, and said to Bill.... "I found out who pissed in your Saxophone."
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