On Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:16:35 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
wrote:
>A customer walked up to the bar and asked the barman for a packet of
>helicopter-flavoured crisps.
>"Sorry, mate," said the barman, "We only have plane."
>
GROAN!!!
>
>A maried couple were getting annoyed with each other whilst discussing
>dying.
>"You know June, I've been thinking, I'd like to be cremated."
>"OK John, I'll just go and get the car."
>
The car?
>
>The woman had to confess that the grazes on her knees and elbows were due
>to having sex doggy fashion outside in the yard.
>"My goodness! exclaimed the doctor, why on earth don't you do it ina more
>conventional way?"
>"Well, there's a bit of a problem," she replied, "my dog's quite ugly and
>his breath stinks."
>
>
>
>A handsome but naive boy was discovered by ploice walking around town
>with just his shoes on.
>"Hey, Malcolm, how come you're walking around naked? they asked.
>"Well, it's like this," replied the boy. "I was on the river bank fishing
>when Mandy came along, sat down and started kissing me. Then she took all
>her clothes off and told me to do the same. So I did. I took all my
>clothes off except my shoes. Then she opened her legs and said, 'Go on
>Malcolm, go to town', so here I am".
>
>
>Have you heard about the new lesbian sneakers called Alldykes?
>Sales dropped dramataically when customers found the tongues were not
>long enough!!!!
GROAN!!!
>
>Mercury.
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