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Date: Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:16:35 GMT
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A customer walked up to the bar and asked the barman for a packet of
helicopter-flavoured crisps.
"Sorry, mate," said the barman, "We only have plane."
A maried couple were getting annoyed with each other whilst discussing
dying.
"You know June, I've been thinking, I'd like to be cremated."
"OK John, I'll just go and get the car."
The woman had to confess that the grazes on her knees and elbows were due
to having sex doggy fashion outside in the yard.
"My goodness! exclaimed the doctor, why on earth don't you do it ina more
conventional way?"
"Well, there's a bit of a problem," she replied, "my dog's quite ugly and
his breath stinks."
A handsome but naive boy was discovered by ploice walking around town
with just his shoes on.
"Hey, Malcolm, how come you're walking around naked? they asked.
"Well, it's like this," replied the boy. "I was on the river bank fishing
when Mandy came along, sat down and started kissing me. Then she took all
her clothes off and told me to do the same. So I did. I took all my
clothes off except my shoes. Then she opened her legs and said, 'Go on
Malcolm, go to town', so here I am".
Have you heard about the new lesbian sneakers called Alldykes?
Sales dropped dramataically when customers found the tongues were not
long enough!!!!
Mercury.
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