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From: darkshadows <not@here.net>
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Subject: Re: PING Bevo Beat these!!!!
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Date: Fri, 01 Jun 2007 23:18:18 GMT
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On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 14:07:37 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
wrote:
>You've no chance LOL!!!!
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>A woman was in the cinema when she noticed a man and his dog sitting in
>front of her.
>The dog was glued to the screen, and he would cry at the sad bits and
>bark joyously when it was funny.
>After the film was over, she tapped the man on the shoulder and commented
>on his remarkable dog.
>"Yes, I'm amazed at his reaction," replied the man, "because he didn't
>like the book at all."
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Apis finally came up with a good one. But it took a dog to do it. LOL
>What do you get when you turn three blondes upside down?
>Three brunettes.
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That is awful. So bad that it cancels out the dog joke.
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>Did you hear about the mad Texan actor?
>He cut off his leg to play Long John Silver, but didn't get the part
>because he cut off the wrong leg!!!!
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Must have been a British director. LOL
>Do you sell extra large condoms?" the woman asked the chemist.
>"Yes, we do," he said "would you like a packet?"
>"No thanks, but do you mind if I wait here until someone does?"
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She'll have to wait behind Rolex. LOL
>Whilst his wife was alive, the husband bought her a headstone engraved
>with the words "Here lies Doris, cold as usual".
>The wife was so angry she immediately went out and got a headstone for
>him, with the words "In memory of Fred, stiff at last."
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No love lost here.
>LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>Mercury.
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mmmmoooooooooooooooooooo
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