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Date: Mon, 28 May 2007 19:56:33 GMT
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The District Attorney requested all the robbery victims to come to
the police station to study a lineup of five people. He placed his
suspect at the end of the line. Then he asked each to step forward and
say, "Give me all your money...and I need some change in quarters,
nickels and dimes." The first four did it right. However, when it was
the last man's turn to recite, he broke the case by blurting out,
"That isn't what I said."
1.
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got along very
well, and when he asked her if she would like to come up to his
apartment
for a drink she agreed. After they were at the apartment a while, he
asked if he could give her an old fashioned kiss. Her reply was "At a
time like this you want me to change positions?"
2.
An academic problem
In a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up against one
wall,
and all the boys against the opposite wall. Every ten seconds, they
walk
toward each other exactly half the remaining distance between them.
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are asked, "When will
the
girls and boys meet?" Mathematician: "Never." Physicist: "In an
infinite
amount of time." Engineer: "Well... in about two minutes, they'll be
close
enough for all practical purposes."
3.
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the
police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your
car?" asks the cop.
"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."
"Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you do it." The
juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches
masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the
driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test
they're giving now!"
4.
People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet heading
over the Pacific Ocean,
Suddenly, a Message is announced,
"Ladies and Gentlemen Engine #2 has Died, We will be 30 mins late"
"Damn!" Said the Irishman,
10 mins later, "I`m sorry people Engine #3 has died,
We`ll be 1 hour late"
20 mins later,
"Every one, engine # 4 has died,sorry, We`ll be 2 hours late"
Suddenly the Irish man speaks out,
"Bloody hell, If the last engine goes we`ll be stuck up here
all day!!"
5.
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your house!
Mmmmmmoooooooooooo
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