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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because
I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.
- Dolly Parton
1.
Incest. A game the whole family can play.
2.
The plane was so fast that it took off from Los Angeles with
two rabbits and landed in New York with two rabbits.
-Joey Adams
3.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
4.
"Landing: a controlled mid-air collision with a planet."
-- Unknown
5.
* Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.
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