darkshadows <not@here.net> wrote in
news:ogik5312rt7vejjjhd7dfavl13shs8os5b@4ax.com:
>
> 1. Cocktail lounge, Norway:
> LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
>
>
> 2. At a Budapest zoo:
> PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS.
> IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.
>
>
> 3. Doctor's office in Rome:
> SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
>
>
> 4. Information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner. Japan:
> COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM,
> PLEASE CONTROL
> YOURSELF.
>
>
> 5. In a Nairobi restaurant:
> CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
>
>
> 6. On the grounds of a Nairobi private school:
> NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.
>
>
> 7. In Aamchi Mumbai restaurant:
> OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.
>
>
> 8. The best! In a Tokyo bar:
> SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.
>
>
> 9. Hotel, Japan:
> YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
>
>
> 10. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox
> monastery:
> YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET
> COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.
>
>
> 11. Hotel, Zurich:
> BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
> IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS
> PURPOSE.
>
>
> 12. Advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
> TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.
>
>
> 13. A laundry in Rome:
> LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD
> TIME.
>
>
> 14. Tourist agency, Czechoslovakia:
> TAKE ONE OF OUR HORSE-DRIVEN CITY TOURS. WE GUARANTEE NO MISCARRIAGES.
>
>
> 15. Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
> WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?
>
>
> 16. The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
> GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE.
>
>
> 17. Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
> WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
>
>
> 18. In a Japanese cemetery:
> PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN
> GRAVES.
>
Some masterpieces amongst that lot.
Mercury.
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