A cannibal and his son were walking through the jungle looking for food
when they came across a beautiful naked girl"Shall we take her home to
eat, Dad?" asked the son.
"We'll take her home," replied dad, "but we'll eat your mother.".
What is the difference between a man and a supermarket trollye?
A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Two female friends were chatting.
"Oh Doris" said one, "Ive got this complaint that every time I sneeze I
have an orgasm".
"Gee" said Doris, "what are you taking for it?"
"Pepper."
"Look at these," said the man enthusiastically, "they're called Olympic
condoms because the come in gold, silver and bronze!"
"And what are you going to wear?" asked his wife.
"The gold, of course."
"Well it would be nice if you wore a silver one and came second for a
change," she replied bitterly.
Said one woman to anoather.
"I collect antiques, you know."
"Yes, I've seen your husland," came the reply.
Mercury.
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