darkshadows <2b@not2b.org> wrote in
news:dq2453h794vdvakoomj5dfjqtf24akoulb@4ax.com:
> On Mon, 21 May 2007 12:34:35 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
> wrote:
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>>"I'm so sorry Bob, I hear you buried your wife last week."
>>"Had to," replied Bob, "She was dead."
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>
> Getting to smell a bit putrid as well
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>>Said the doctor to the old man.
>>"I'M sorry, Mr. Hodges, you've only got three minutes to live."
>>"Oh, no!" exclaimed the man. "Is there nothing you can do for me?"
>>"Well, I could get the nurse to boil an egg."
>>
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> Could you make a minute steak with that as well?
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>>
>>Said the woman to her best friend:-
>>"There's nothing wrong with my husband that a good funeral wouldn't
>>cure."
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>>"Doctor, doctor, my hair is falling out," said the worried man. "Can
you
>>give me anything for it?"
>>So the doctor gave him a box.
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> I trust you are speaking from experience.
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>>
>>"Mummy, Mummy, why is Daddy running zig-zag across the garden?"
>>"Shut up and reload."
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>>
> Give her a Uzi!!!
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>>
>>Apis
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> Hey Apis...one out of five.
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> The last one one is good.
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> BTW Apis....keep your day job!!! LOL
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> mmmmmmoooooooooooooooo,
> Bevo
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>
You are only jealous cos you could not come up with such wonders LOL.
Mercury.
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