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3 Dogs at the Vet
3 dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a
vet's office. One is a Poodle, one is a
Schnauzer and the other is a Great Dane.
The Poodle turns to the Schnauzer and asks,
"Why are you here?"
The Schnauzer responds, "I'm 17 years old. I
don't see or hear very well. I've been having
accidents in the house. My owner says I'm too
old and sick so he brought me here to be put
to sleep."
The Schnauzer asks the poodle, "Why are you
here?"
The Poodle responds, "I've not been myself
lately. I've been especially high strung. I've
been barking all the time, I've been snapping
at people and I even bit one of the neighbor's
kids. Nobody knows why this has been
happening. My owner says he can't risk me
biting somebody else so he brought me here
to be put to sleep."
The Poodle and Schnauzer ask the Great Dane
why he is here.
The Great Dane responds, "My owner is this
beautiful runway model. Yesterday she was
walking around the house naked when she
suddenly bent down to pick up something she
dropped. She was bent over and naked when
nature took over and the next thing I know I'm
on top of her doing the doggie thing. I couldn't
help myself. "
The Poodle asks, "So your owner brought you
here to be put to sleep?"
The Great Dane says, "No, I'm just here to get
my nails trimmed."
--
"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
Rolex
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