This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his
wife, so he went to the doctor for advice.
The doctor told him the next time he wanted to have sex, to stick his
finger in his wife's pussy, and then rub it under his nose, and the
smell would cause his hormones to kick in, and he would obtain an
erection.
That night, he decided to make his move. He turned out all the lights
and got into bed. He put his finger in her pussy, and then rubbed it
under his nose. He felt a tingling in his cock, and it began to
stiffen.
Amazed, he decided to see what would happen if he used two fingers.
He stuck them in her pussy, then rubbed them both under his nose,
and his cock quickly jumped to 3/4 erect.
He decided to try 3 fingers, so he put them in her pussy, then rubbed
them all around under his nose.
Soon he was sporting the biggest hard on he could remember.
He said, "Honey, quick turn on the lights, and check this out!"
She turned on the lights, and with his dick standing tall, he
proudly asked, "What do you think?"
She looked at him and said, "Looks like the worst nose bleed I've
ever seen!"
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