"::darkshadows::" <In@Out.net> wrote in
news:ieai33976eni4mnke55050o3g4ig76hrcg@4ax.com:
>
> Always Wear Underwear
>
>
> From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview
> couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car
> breakdown in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with
> the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
>
> The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
> On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from
> under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
> underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
>
> Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
> quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back into
> place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found
> herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic,
> however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
>
Tone lowered again lol.
Mercury.
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