A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest
baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box
and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her
sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say
things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of
my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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