On Wed, 02 May 2007 05:54:47 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
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>WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high> wrote in
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>> As a little girl climbed on Santas lap, Santas asked the usual, "And
>> what would you like for Christmas?"
>> The child stared at him open-mouth and horrified for a minute and then
>> gasped "Didn't you get my e-mail?"
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>A bagel walked up to the bar and ordered a pint of beer.
>"Sorry mate" said the barman We don't serve food in here".
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>Did you hear about the miser who was so mean, the only way he would talk a
>bubble bath was to eat baked beans the day before!!!!
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>They get even worse later LOL.
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>Mercury.
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Oh, that's BAD!!!
Even Apis had a bowl movement on that one.
darkshadows
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