An arrogant young man was setting up a computer system for one of the
pretty secretaries.
"Now you are going to need a password" he said, and, hoping to embarrass
her, he typed in the word PENIS.
However she had the last laugh when the screen flashed back the message
"Password rejected, not long enough".
It was the end of the Battle of Trafalgar,and only moments before Nelsons
death. He beckoned Captain Hardy forward and said:
"Kiss me Hardy".
"Now he askes me" muttered Hardy, "after all this time one board".
A woman walked into a tattoo parlour and asked tattooist if he would put a
picture of a turkey on her left buttock, and a picture of Father Christmas
on and reindeer on her right buttock.
Now the tattooist was used to the strangest requests but this was so
unusual he had to ask why.
"Well," replied the woman, "My husband's always complaining there is never
anything to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas".
Mercury.
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