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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <anywhere@uwant2.com>
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Subject: Moses and Jesus
Date: Tue, 18 Oct 2005 18:56:25 -0500
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A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say,
"Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his
search. Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you". He turned his flashlight
around and saw a parrot in a cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking
and the parrot said, "yes." He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot
said, "Moses." The burglar asked, "what kind of people would name a parrot
Moses?" The parrot said, "the same kind of people who would name their pit bull
Jesus".
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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