Mad Cow
A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad
Cow Disease.
"Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the
disease?" asked the reporter.
"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?" stated
the farmer.
"Umm, sir, that is new information to me, but what's the relationship
between this and Mad Cow?" questioned the reporter.
"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?" added the farmer.
"Mr. Brown, that's interesting,but, what's the point?" demanded the
reporter.
The farmer replied, "Lady, the point is this: if I played with your
tits twice a day, but only screwed you once a year, wouldn't you go
mad, too?"
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