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Lil Stinker NP-g07 (guyfc@netzer.net) 2005/08/12 21:46

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An old lady goes into her doctors office and confesses to an
embarrasing problem"Doctor, I keep farting but they are silent and
don't smell. In fact I've farted no less than 20 times since I came in
here. Can you help me?" The doctor started scribbling a prescription
and said"Take two of these a day for seven days then come back and see
me." The lady went home and took the prescription and returned at the
end of the week. When the doctor entered the room she lost it"What the
hell did you give me?!? I'm still farting just as much but now they
stink really bad!!!" The doctor replied"Calm down Mrs.Johnston now
that we've cleared up your sinuses well work on your hearing."



Lil Stinker
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