| "Turn off the lights |
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2007/04/09 18:42 |
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Subject: "Turn off the lights
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Date: Tue, 10 Apr 2007 00:42:10 GMT
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time
they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured
she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they
were in the middle of a wild screaming, romantic session, she turned
on the lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and
larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent
bXXXXXd," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of
these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her
straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids.
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