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Re: No arms, No legs Your Company
WingedMessenger (Boy@Flying.high) 2007/03/30 23:03

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"::darkshadows::" <behind@u.org> wrote in
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>
> A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.
> He had no arms and no legs.
> Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
> The first woman said: "Have you ever had a hug?"
> The man said: "No."
> She gave him a hug and walked on.
> The second woman said: "Have you ever had a kiss?"
> The man said: "No."
> She gave him a kiss and walked on.
> The third woman came to him and said:  "Have you ever been f***ed?"
> The fellow said sadly: "No."
> She said: "You will be when the tide comes in!"
>
>

Shame on you LOL.

Mercury.

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