| Father Murphy |
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| ::darkshadows:: (behind@u.org) |
2007/03/28 20:51 |
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Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first man he met, "Do
you want to go to heaven?"
The man said, "I do Father."
The priest said: "Leave this pub right now!" He then approached a
second man. "Do you want to got to heaven?"
"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.
"Then leavethis den of Satan!" said the priest. Father Murphy then
walked up toO'Toole and asked, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole replied: "No, I don't Father."
The priest looked him right in the eye and said, "You mean
to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole smiled, "Oh, when I die. Yes Father. I thought you were
getting a group together to go right now."
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