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Subject: Re: Ever wonder why the chicken crossed the road?
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Date: Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:57:39 GMT
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"::darkshadows::" <behind@u.org> wrote in
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> Chicken Crossing
>
> Ever wonder why the chicken crossed the road?
>
> ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
>
> KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
>
> RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?
>
> PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
>
> BILL CLINTON: That depends on what your definition of "did" is.
>
> GEORGE BUSH JR: I don't know, but I'll tell you this: That chicken may
> run, but it can't hide. God bless America.
>
> DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
> Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been
> told!
>
> ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
>
> MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be
> free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
>
> GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
> Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
> enough for us.
>
> CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
>
> FOX MULDER: Did you actually see it cross the road? Or did you
> suddenly notice that it had appeared on the other side? You think you
> saw it cross the road, but that's an illusion. How many more chickens
> have to appear before you believe it?
>
> FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
> the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
>
> BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken Millenium Edition, which
> will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important
> documents, and balance your check book, and Internet Explorer is an
> inextricable part of eChicken.
>
> EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
> beneath the chicken?
>
> LOUIS FARRAKHAN: What color was the chicken? If you do your research,
> you will find that it was a white chicken. Roads are always black. The
> road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the
> "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
>
> THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the
> chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the
> road, and there was much rejoicing.
>
> JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't
> you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was
> going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it: the "other
> side." Yes, my friends, that chicken was gay. And, if you eat that
> chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until
> we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with
> seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should
> not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.
>
> COLONEL SANDERS: You mean I missed one?!
>
MERCURY: Road in chicken talk is the line they cross before coming fillets
at McDonalds, so the chicken was therefore going with great heroism to
McDonalds to be turned into a tasteless consumable for some poor
unsuspecting Bevo worshipper from the depths of Texas.
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