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Subject: Car Stereo Blasting
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Car Stereo Blasting
People into car stereos will probably get a kick out of this. Its a
way to have some kind of ranking system with which to describe these
sometimes elaborate stereo systems. Even if you're not into it, you
can tell the difference between guys riding around in a "try hard"
system and a "dope ass, in your face" system.
So we have devised the "CLASS" system, ranking cars from Class 1 being
truly an awesome event which you will never forget, to Class 4,
something you wish you could forget - very bad. In a way you may find
it amusing but in the end they are in fact quite descriptive and you
can use them with friends so they know exactly what your talking about
when describing someone's car audio system!
CLASS 1
Codenames : The Earthquake Epicentre, Bertha
Disorientation, loss of direction and concentration, mandatory head
turn. And they said in the weather report it wasn't going to be windy!
Ear bleeds. Adrenaline rush. Dropping to knees to pray.
You thought god was coming until you realized it was the cars
subwoofers giving you that pressure sensation in your chest, only
equalled by the astounding levels of treble.
CLASS 2
Codenames : Rolling Disco, PA
Someone's out with their sound system turned up and windows down! But
where? Ohhh, I heard it from that far? Geez, if my ears are in pain,
what about that guy in the back seat scratching on the windows trying
to get out!
Bass notes are pronounced and hard hitting, but aren't knocking you
over. Treble is reallllyyy loud which seems to be trying to make up
for a lack of mids? Hmmmmm. Watch for the Knight Rider alarm light
blinking back and forth!
CLASS 3
Codenames : The Juvenile Committee, Theme Park
What is that? Surely that's not another car going by playing "Another
Night" by Real McCoy? Shit, it is! An awful lot of treble coming out
of that car. Ahhh that's because its got a row of... FOUR 6x9's on the
back shelf!?!?! As the car goes by you can see the LOUD light glowing
on the tape deck. But that's funny, there isn't any bass. Why is that
guy got his head hanging out the window looking for people to notice
the car? I only did accidentally. Also notice the stuff hanging off
the rear view mirror, how dire!
No bass, an abundance of treble, no distortion because they got it
just below that point.
CLASS 4
Codenames : Tincan, Roadshow, Rolling Circus
Hahaha, what's that sound? Oh shit! Its right beside me! I could
probably spit louder (and hopefully hit their car). Sounds like the
car beside me has it up "pretty loud" (cough cough)... Maybe I should
warn him about the possibility of hearing loss, he must be pushing,
ohh, 85dB!!! hahaha
Usually a level up from a stock system, with a "power booster EQ"
under the glove box. Full volume, your witnessing popping sounds and
distortion like the music is being played through a sand pipe! Look
for the PIONEER sticker on the back window. Even better, look for an
ALPINE sticker and then see if the car actually HAS any ALPINE gear in
it hahaha.
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