| Wife dies in Jerusalem |
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| ::darkshadows:: (behind@u.org) |
2007/03/22 19:16 |
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Subject: Wife dies in Jerusalem
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Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:16:19 GMT
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A Englishman gets a long distance phone call from the Holyland,
informing him that his wife who was holidaying near Jerusalem, had
sadly passed away.
"We can bury her here sir for the equivalent of 300 English pounds, or
fly her back to London and leave the arrangements to you, this will
With little thought the man replies: "Fly her home please. To whom
shall I send my payment?"
Confused, the messenger replies: "It's not my business sir and sorry
to intrude during this very difficult time, but why?"
The Englishman explains: "Listen, it's common knowledge that around
2000 years ago a man died and was buried in your country, only to rise
from the dead some 3 days later. With respect, I just can't take that
f**king risk."
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