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::darkshadows:: (behind@u.org) 2007/03/15 19:20

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On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 18:58:44 -0400, fiddlerstrings
<Strings@localnet.com> wrote:

>Here's a small offering of unanswerable / pointless questions :
>
>1)  When the snow melts, where does the white go?
>
>2)  If you wash a wool sweater it shrinks. Why don't sheep in a
>rainstorm?
>
>3)  When you take a pet to the vets for spaying/neutering, why do they
>call it "getting it fixed" when they're actually getting it "broken"?
>
>4)  Why do they call it "tourist season" when you can't hunt them ?
>

Who says you can't?

>5) Why do non-musicians think banjo / accordion /  bagpipe jokes
>aren't true? ;-p
>
>BTW, love the music posts !!
>
>Cheers,  fiddlerstrings  ::===={ :-) }

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