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From: fiddlerstrings <Strings@localnet.com>
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Subject: QUESTIONS WITH NO ANSWERS
Date: Thu, 15 Mar 2007 18:58:44 -0400
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Here's a small offering of unanswerable / pointless questions :
1) When the snow melts, where does the white go?
2) If you wash a wool sweater it shrinks. Why don't sheep in a
rainstorm?
3) When you take a pet to the vets for spaying/neutering, why do they
call it "getting it fixed" when they're actually getting it "broken"?
4) Why do they call it "tourist season" when you can't hunt them ?
5) Why do non-musicians think banjo / accordion / bagpipe jokes
aren't true? ;-p
BTW, love the music posts !!
Cheers, fiddlerstrings ::===={ :-) }
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